The Widow Twanky of Contemporary Art

The Widow Twanky of Contemporary ArtSo that was christmas, I saw no baby jesus.
I saw family and gorgeous children. I saw the mud flats of the severn by a cold misty morning light.
I was given a free holiday that was going to cost me £400, must be alright it was in the mirror, I was told. Would you buy a nuclear power station from the BEANO.Why dont we have christmas after christmas so that we can buy everything in the sales. and more of course. Mind I gave my family my latest CD of poetry.
couldnt have bought that in the sales.Other children and grandchildren I gave plastering kits, broken leg or arm to order with authentic national health plaster bandage.We old age pensioners know about such things, always handy if you need a weeks rest.
The year of the rooster comes to an end, trouble with roosting birds they leave such a shitty mess.So maybe next year we will see less birds come home to roost. My wish for the year is to see a sky free of vapour trails, they so get in the way of my telephone wire watching. Have a happy one.