Golden tool fairy cometh

On monday the house was reduced to chaos as the kitchen was remodelled from my remodelling that was in response to the remodelling that had occurred before I moved in.
Each remodelling results in furniture collecting in the garden. Money leaving my pocket and bits of the kitchen finding their way into my bedroom where they skulk for some time.Thanks to the fairy
the kitchen now looks bigger, it is in reality exactly the same size it was before.
And in the evening I took part in democracy.Not a game although of course it is, but an exercise ,in democratic participation. Where tennants of social housing are asked to decide do we cut money on Decorating,street lighting or car parking. Shame they don't listen to us when we ask to improve services.
On Tuesday the evening was full with more participation. With all the talk of political parties I said I'd take part for the parties, and I havent seen one funny hat yet.Candles are conspicuos by their abscence.Where do they keep the cocktails, they just keep bringing out the luke warm coffee and biscuits.Wednesday I performed being a performer,I'm told I perform myself very well.At this point having caught up with Monday and Tuesday of last week I can pretend they are Monday and Tuesday of this week, and bobs your uncle nothing is missed.Tomorrow which is in fact Wednesday need not be last weeks but this weeks, pretty clever egh!