thoughts of the Shaman

NE VER MISTAKE WHAT I SAY FOR WHAT I AM REALLY UP TO. BECAUSE WHAT I AM REALLY UP TO IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY.


TURN OFF, TUNE OUT, DROP IN.
BE THERE THEN.
RIGHT OFF.
IT’S NOT A LOAD OF PANTS, IT’A MUSTN’T.
GET A DEATH. GET UNREAL.
HOT.

ALL MEN A BITCHES,
ALL WOMEN ARE BASTARDS.
MEN CAN SEE AROUND CORNERS,
WOMEN HAVE SMELLY FEET AND FART A LOT.
MEN, ALWAYS REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES,
WOMEN, HAVE THEIR BRAINS IN THEIR PANTS.
AND THE COMMON COLD IS A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

ZORBA WAS A SWEDE,
THE FRENCH CAN’T COOK,
THE GERMANS ARE NEVER ON TIME.
ITALIANS ARE LOUSEY LOVERS,
AMERICANS UNDERSTAND IRONY,
AND THE ENGLISH HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR,
ESPECIALLY ABOUT THEMSELVES