The Widow Twanky of Contemporary Art

The Widow Twanky of Contemporary Art
new years eve and all through the house not a creature was moving,certainly not a mouse as the cats have had those.
The life of an OAP Ive just bought a fun fare, yes a funfare we tend to repeat things to each other being hard of hearing.
Not roundabouts and swings but a fare that is fun. what fun I had getting it.The fare was to Amsterdam in March the fun bit is that I had no intention of going to Amsterdam in march but now that I have a coach ticket for £9 I suppose I will Have to go. So if anyone knows what an AOP could do in amsterdam and where one could stay for a suitably cheap price I would be please. Of course there are a few hitches, before one can have the fun.
First get to the coach, which will leave from an inaccessble place at an inaccessable time.
At the moment I can go anywhere in Britain for £4.50 as long as I dont want to get back. The choice is difficult, so I probably will go to Goole as Ive been wanting to go for some time, Im told its the sort of place that makes you happy, happy to live somewhere else.New Year Goole and amsterdam here I come, must join the youth hostelling(is there not an aged hostel association)association although Im not sure there is one in Goole or even a hotel come to that, but someone may take pity on me and invite me in. Let the horlicks flow

The Widow Twanky of Contemporary Art

The Widow Twanky of Contemporary ArtSo that was christmas, I saw no baby jesus.
I saw family and gorgeous children. I saw the mud flats of the severn by a cold misty morning light.
I was given a free holiday that was going to cost me £400, must be alright it was in the mirror, I was told. Would you buy a nuclear power station from the BEANO.Why dont we have christmas after christmas so that we can buy everything in the sales. and more of course. Mind I gave my family my latest CD of poetry.
couldnt have bought that in the sales.Other children and grandchildren I gave plastering kits, broken leg or arm to order with authentic national health plaster bandage.We old age pensioners know about such things, always handy if you need a weeks rest.
The year of the rooster comes to an end, trouble with roosting birds they leave such a shitty mess.So maybe next year we will see less birds come home to roost. My wish for the year is to see a sky free of vapour trails, they so get in the way of my telephone wire watching. Have a happy one.