thoughts of the Shaman

NE VER MISTAKE WHAT I SAY FOR WHAT I AM REALLY UP TO. BECAUSE WHAT I AM REALLY UP TO IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY.


TURN OFF, TUNE OUT, DROP IN.
BE THERE THEN.
RIGHT OFF.
IT’S NOT A LOAD OF PANTS, IT’A MUSTN’T.
GET A DEATH. GET UNREAL.
HOT.

ALL MEN A BITCHES,
ALL WOMEN ARE BASTARDS.
MEN CAN SEE AROUND CORNERS,
WOMEN HAVE SMELLY FEET AND FART A LOT.
MEN, ALWAYS REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES,
WOMEN, HAVE THEIR BRAINS IN THEIR PANTS.
AND THE COMMON COLD IS A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

ZORBA WAS A SWEDE,
THE FRENCH CAN’T COOK,
THE GERMANS ARE NEVER ON TIME.
ITALIANS ARE LOUSEY LOVERS,
AMERICANS UNDERSTAND IRONY,
AND THE ENGLISH HAVE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR,
ESPECIALLY ABOUT THEMSELVES

getting old

I dont even know when one is old these days or maybe one never is. What with positive attitudes boob jobs little tucks,maybe it can be held at bay untill one enters the waiting room.